What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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