So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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