Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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