This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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