You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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