my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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