The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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