I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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