its not stalking. its research.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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