They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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