Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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