he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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