CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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