so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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