He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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