I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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