We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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