69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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