I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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