i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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