MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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