love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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