Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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