Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i will never coherently bang her
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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