ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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