So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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