Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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