the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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