He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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