i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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