i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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