My room smells like vodka and shame
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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