she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do vagina's smell?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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