im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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