I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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