I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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