So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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