Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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