How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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