I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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