I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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