My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
