Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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