I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just cut my nipple shaving
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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