Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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