No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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