so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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