What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so let's talk penis.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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