I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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