Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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