Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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