I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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