Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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