school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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